Just a list I made for fun to occupy my time at work! Of course I answered each question in my head, imagining little illustrations of what my characters’ exaggerated reactions would be like. Imagine your own characters if they got somehow roped into these silly situations!
- If your character was forced into a poetry contest, what would they write about?
- How would your character react to getting an unexpected bad haircut?
- What does your character think of mimes?
- How does your character answer the phone to a stranger? A close friend?
- How would your character act under the influence of drugs/alcohol, OR how would they react to others under the influence of drugs/alcohol?
- What would your character do if someone stole their clothes while they were bathing?
- Your character has found a stowaway critter in their bag or vehicle/ship; what do they do?
- How would your character feel about being invited to a seedy establishment?
- “Let’s dance!” What does your character do/say?
- Think of the most awkwardly hilarious place your character could end up, and now put their worst enemy in that same place. What happens?
If you had fun with some of these, answer them in the comments? Or if you have some totally ridiculous additional questions, comment and let me know! =]
Ha I loved these! It was funny though on the haircut one because all I could think was, I wonder if he’s ever had a good haircut…
Posted by consortiumofthecurious | February 10, 2013, 5:18 am1)Aaron: Epic Poetry about vanquishing dragons whilst having rocks in my shoes
Kathryn: About being a fairy princess in the modern world and it would rhyme dammit!
Gerard: A flower on a summers day
Jenn: stealing things, it wouldn’t rhyme
Jack: Boobies
2) Aaron: wear a hat
Kathryn: Look fabulous
Jenn: cut the rest of it off
Gerard: what’s hair?
Jack: would never know.
3) Aaron: Kill them with fire
Kathryn: toss a coin and cross the street
Gerard: Hold them upside down they’ll talk alright
Jenn: I like their berets, I think I’ll take one
Jack: Bite them
4) Aaron: How did you get this number/How did you get this number again
Kathryn: Hello/ Oracle of San Francisco speak and you shall be heard
Gerard: *grunt* /*happy grunt*
Jenn: No habla englaise >.> / Great now I need to change my number
Jack: Well hell o there beautiful/ I’m naked right now
5) Aaron: what is the meaning of life…hey look I’m the human torch!
Kathryn: *twirls around* I’m a fairy princess *kicks Aaron* Sorry thought you were a lit match
Gerard: We’ll dance and sing and fight untill the early morning light then we’ll throw up passout and start drinking once again ♫
Jenn: Well hello there beautiful *waggles eyebrows* wanna see my ninja stars?
Jack: Well hello there, have we met before because I think I have your panties on right now
6) Aaron: Burn theirs off take mine back
Kathryn: I’m freeeeeeeeee *twirls around*
Gerard: *hands on hips* Jealous?
Jenn: I bet I can con someone out of their clothes and get laid
Jack: OMG IT”S COLD OKAY!
7) Aaron: I will love it and bet it and call it george!
Kathryn: It’s so fluffy!!!
Gerard: Can I eat it
Jenn: Can I sell it?
Jack: I wonder if I can freak Kathryn out with this
8) Aaron: do I have to talk to men with erections and cheap booze?
Kathryn: I worked in a place like that once
Gerard: I’ve been kicked out of places worse than this
Jenn: All these people are staring at me and not their wallets.
Jack: Wehn can I go back?????
9) Aaron: Foxtrot, waltz, or swing?
Kathryn: If you mean on a pole I will stab you with a fork
Gerard: You want to take a chance with my feet?
Jenn: Sure babe, gimme a second *takes wallet* Coming
Posted by Ryan A | February 10, 2013, 6:51 am